How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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women's rights.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Anti Joke

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