whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Blind people can't read this.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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