- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Women's sports

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a black man? Jamal

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Type 2 diabetics

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A blind man walks into a pole.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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