Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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