What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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