- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's up? The sky.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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