What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Gays

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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