There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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