- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

verry nice how mUCH?

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Flab

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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