Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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