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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy leaves prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What's clear and wet? water

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

fart+fart=poop

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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