What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Obama

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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