an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why was the man sad His son got raped

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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