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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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