- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

a catholic priest and a young boy

i love huge wieners.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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