- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A blind man walks into a bar

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Penis

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Womens' rights.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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