- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

i eat poop

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

i'm not gay

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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