- Anti Joke

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink