Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Can I touch it?

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Anti Joke

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