Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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