What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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read this

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Good boy

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Will you marry me?

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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