- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

The Game.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What is cold? Winter

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Enchilada

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Knock knock What

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

don't look behind you

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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