Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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