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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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