- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Joay impistato is a fig

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Women Voting

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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