Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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knock knock who's there?

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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monkey sponge

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what is big and white? the moon

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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