How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Girls Basketball.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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