A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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rape that shit

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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black people

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Ebola

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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