why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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