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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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