?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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