If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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The NHL playoffs

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Poverty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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