Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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4/20.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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