how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Knock knock It's open

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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the battle of waterloo

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Hello penis

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Anti Joke

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