Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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