The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What time is it? 10:58

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Communism

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It's long!

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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I like to eat people

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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