sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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