- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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