- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

My mom just died....

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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