You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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BWAT

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