Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Chuck Norris.

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What is worse

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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whos gay? you are

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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