It burns when I pee sometimes.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

i eat poop

whos gay? you are

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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