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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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