- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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