Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Video Games

It's long!

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Womens rights

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

People Eating Tasty Animals

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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