There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The penn state football administration

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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"Up to 50% off."

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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