- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Knock Knock No one answers....

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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