Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Communism

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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GONNA

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Chuck Norris

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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