What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Your mother

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Gadaffi

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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