A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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hot diggity dog

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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My butt!!!!

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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