Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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