There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Don't think of granny porn

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Knock Knock Come in

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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